Urgent update for my imaginary readers: I just booked a hotel as Anna NewLastName and the booking site asked me whether I was Miss, Ms or Mrs. YOU GUYS, in all the excitement of the surname drama I forgot there is a decision to be made about my title.
I prefer Lady. Dame will do in a pinch. Mistress not so much. QUEEN would be awesome. But eff me, Mrs? I feel another wee spell coming on…BIG SIGH.