I think I saw the Coolest Guy in the World on the way to work this morning.
He powered past me in in a shirt, suit pants, converse (hey, no judging the commuting converse. I maintain my right to silence regarding what supremely comfortable shoes I wore to work this morning. BITE ME), backpack complete with 1L water bottle, blaring his music at top volume out of his cellphone. He was clearly getting pumped for the day (some kind of late 90s gym music, it would seem). He was moving pretty fast. Perhaps my dawdle would become a brisk, efficient pace if I picked the right tune to play in the morning? Might stick with headphones, however.
My, I've got my cranky/judgy pants back on today! Other things what have not passed muster today:
- Colleague who only filled the kettle enough for ONE MEASLY CUP.
- Failure of workplace to install a zip so I needn't fret about colleagues and their miserliness with the jug filling
- People who dawdled over their sushi choices at lunchtime (if in doubt, salmon/avocado! If you don't eat salmon/avo, just get the teriyaki chicken CHOP CHOP you know that's what you want anyway!)
- All of my shoes.
- My breakfast. When I found some of it on my skirt.
- The weather.
OH EVERYTHING, BASICALLY.
(PS I have become sadly addicted to The Block, NZ's most effective advertorial for DIY masquerading as a television show. I know, I pity me too. Live auctions tonight though people! WHAT A HIGHLIGHT, A)