You guys! Have you seen the #penisbeaker thread on the British site MumsNet? I'm not linking to it from this computer but I don't think I've laughed so hard in ages. It's totally NSFW and if you're commuting, I think you'll embarrass yourself laughing so save it for home! By way of background, it's about post-coital cleanliness practices...consider yourself warned. If the word 'fanjo' causes you to writhe in shame, I wouldn't go there.
Poor old P - "I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER" is going to become a staple pick up line in our household. I'm not even joking! (You think I'm joking? It's like you don't EVEN KNOW ME!)
It's making me smile to think about the shared parts of the human experience that you wouldn't normally ponder. Every day I do things that millions of others are doing and yet I never stop to think that someone might do it a little differently than I - when I brush my teeth, for example, I always start at the back left. Do you? I hate hate hate that P wipes his electric toothbrush handle on the handtowel after rinsing it - I find it so disgusting - yet P thinks my toothbrush handle is the grottiest thing of all time because I simply set it down after rinsing. Do you have a mug for your toothbrush? Isn't the grime that collects at the bottom revolting?
I love hearing about people's alternative routines - there's so much that's interesting about how other people lead their lives. Navigating the Mothership leads a quarterly 'Day in the Life' post, where she (and others) photograph and document the course of an entire day for posterity's sake. I haven't participated, as I'm a real online stalker and not much of a commenter, nor do I use many pictures of my life on here (at least, not recently). But I absolutely love reading those bad boys - seeing what the day to day looks like for a pregnant mother of two in Minnesota. I have been actively searching out diverse blogs because I love reading about other peoples lives, heavily edited or not. When I found myself reading a review of a book entitled 'Passionate Housewives Desperate For God' the other day I had to laugh - while I vehemently disagreed with nearly every sentiment expressed by the blogger reviewing the book (& every sentiment she said the book contained), fuck me the internet has broadened my horizons. I wish I could find it again, but I believe this is the site of one of the co-authors. Knock yourself out obtaining Help for the Hopeful Housewife, guys. (Oh seriously, I just read further. Don't do it. The Lies Feminism Spreads, Y'all!)
Anyway, Penis Beaker made my day. Read into that what you will!