- Summer holiday is mostly organised, including a trip to see the olds, a week at the beach with friends, and a visit from P's mum. We've also booked a trip to Golden Bay (upper South Island, v remote, hippy heaven) for a wedding in March. Am feeling good about summer time on the horizon.
- Friend saga. Friend 1 has been a dick to Friend 2 over a gift that Friend 1, a bunch of other friends and I arranged for Friend 2. I heartily disapprove of Friend 1's dickish behaviour and dealt with endless email/FB correspondence, including a few calls to other friends myself for sanity! Mother above, how is it that friends can still bring the drama at age 30+? I am actually ashamed of having had any involvement in a squabble at all. But given I'm not going to parse the details here, you probably don't care much about that at all. Safe to say: my policy on this sh*t now is: Let's All Calm Down and Have a Glass of Wine. Actually, that's an excellent policy to apply across the board for me, I'll have it printed on an inspirational fridge magnet in no time. Watch out Pinterest.*
- Tabitha cat has found an access point to the roof and scares the bejesus out of me on the regular. She creates massive thumps, and I rush outside to see what's caused the noise, only to realise I'm being watched over the eaves by a furry wee stalker. Gets me every time and is somehow worse than when I realised I'm being watched during midnight pee trips.
- HAHAHAHA I jinxed myself with my recent post about musical theatre. Turns out the Sound of Music is coming to town and my sister K is desperate to go. Mum said no way, on the basis that it won't be as good as the movie, but K pointed out that comparing it unfavourably is half the fun. I mean, why would you watch the Keira Knightley version of Pride & Prejudice otherwise? So, I'm going back to the theatre for a singalong, goodness help me.
- Weekend: nearly upon us, whew.
- State of the Chubby Update: fell off the food recording bandwagon hard, but am making better decisions and feeling better about meself generally. More cups of tea, fewer diet Cokes, no snorting chips before dinner. Good rules, hey?
- OMG I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO TELL YOU: I think I had an attack of gallstones! No, I'm not 90 or a very fat man (the population segment I associate with gallstones)! The other weekend was spiked with abdominal pain, that started near the bottom of my ribs and worked its way down. I was achey on and off all weekend, with marginal improvement on the Monday. After I was palpated by the doctor (ick! palpation! sounds vile, right? Mind you, it could have been worse - she threatened me with a transvaginal scan at one point), she concluded that the likely culprit was gallstones. I was so ashamed, but did you know that it is actually more common in women? And that it can be caused by long term oral contraceptive use? Well, that's what Wikipedia tells me anyway. I had a blood test/pee test to rule some other stuff out, but they won't know that it was the 'stones for sure unless they do an ultrasound. Given I'm feeling better, I'm going to flag that, so unless they flare up again, I guess we'll never know. GALLSTONES. AM SUFFERING FROM MYSTERIOUS OLD PERSON AILMENT. SHAME.
Friday, 19 September 2014
what's next, gout?
Fresh page, blank slate notwithstanding, my bloggy muse is still AWOL. Am feeling very stilted on the old blog recently, given I don't tend to write about work, my husband generally (other than, you know, putting up mocking faux-fashion pictures) or details regarding my friends. Maybe it's just that I'm leading a boring life? Probably. I can usually wring a drop of drama or six out of the most innocuous material, so I'll resort to a nice list and see what pops out: